*Q: What do you call a chink walking a dog?
†A: A vegetarian
*Q: What do you call a chink test tube baby?
A: No Fun Son
*Q: How do you say watermelon in Chinese?
A: Coon Chow
*Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?†
A: No ones tall enough to go on the good rides.
*Q: Did you hear about the new chink cookbook?
A: It's called 101 ways to cook your dog.
*Q: Did you hear about the chink couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
*Q: Why can't an American couple have a chink baby?
A: Because two whites cant make a Wong.
*Q: How do you blindfold an chink?†
A: Use tooth floss
*Q: Why do chinX hate sprinklers?
A: Cause it goes chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, gook, gook, gook, gook
*Q: What are chinks?
A: A waste of white
*Q: How do chinks name their kids?
A:They throw silverware down the stairs
*Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican with a chink?
A: A car thief who canít drive
*Q: What do you call a fat chink?
A: A chunk
*Q: What did the chink Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force One to leave China?
A: Rotsa Ruck on your next erection
*Q: Why don't chinks like mushrooms?
A: They remind them of nuclear bomb that was dropped on them