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*Q: What do you call a chink walking a dog?

†A: A vegetarian

*Q: What do you call a chink test tube baby?

A: No Fun Son

*Q: How do you say watermelon in Chinese?

A: Coon Chow

*Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?†

A: No ones tall enough to go on the good rides.

*Q: Did you hear about the new chink cookbook?

A: It's called 101 ways to cook your dog.

*Q: Did you hear about the chink couple that had a retarded baby?

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

*Q: Why can't an American couple have a chink baby?

A: Because two whites cant make a Wong.

*Q: How do you blindfold an chink?†

A: Use tooth floss

*Q: Why do chinX hate sprinklers?

A: Cause it goes chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, gook, gook, gook, gook

*Q: What are chinks?

A: A waste of white

*Q: How do chinks name their kids?

A:They throw silverware down the stairs

*Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican with a chink?

A: A car thief who canít drive

*Q: What do you call a fat chink?

A: A chunk

*Q: What did the chink Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force One to leave China?

A: Rotsa Ruck on your next erection

*Q: Why don't chinks like mushrooms?

A: They remind them of nuclear bomb that was dropped on them